NSFW: Tronno Triggerfish Training Report 7/7/13

WARNING: NSFW and may be offensive to those who are unaware of certain sexual fantasies

Its probably not a good thing to start a post off with the title NSFW but i’m just doing my due diligence!

Not quite Summer weather, heavy showers and grey skies all day today.  Nonetheless a good number of Triggerfish turned up today for the RETURN OF HOUSE LEAGUE!!! Though there were some notable absences from pool deck; Coach Christi was away doing something ‘coachie’ in Montreal if I remember correctly,  Coach Lawrence was away with his family in GLAMOROUS Manitoba for his birthday weekend (happy 21st birthday Coach Lawrence)

This is what you can find in Manitoba… Happy Rock… *silence*

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El Presidente Mullen was away in the ‘Windy City’ Chicago getting blown about no doubt with his OTHER ‘friends’ the Volleyballers PFFT! and Nurse Jake was away being fashionably fabulous at the races…

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Otherwise a very good showing from guppies and recreational triggers… Competitive players comeonnnnnnn!?!? Beth and Tobie were on hand to show off the new Triggerfish competition suits for WOGA and they were looking FIERCE in their red speedos!… here is a sneak peak of the men’s trunks which have arrived… details on how to get your order will be in the next FishFood

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It was good to get back in the water and scrimmage with friends Umpires Sean and Kirsten were on hand to make sure there was no funny business… Some questionable calls from the referees but hey what do you expect, its not like anyone is getting paid to do this! It seems like someone may have left a little worse for wear according to Craig’s Facebook status

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But in the end water polo was the winner… YAY WATER POLO! (Swanson C, 2013)

With WOGA only a month away I decided to do some research into what was available to us seeming majority of us would be at Amsterdam Pride for the Sunday night… here are my top 3 parties which are OFFICIAL AMSTERDAM PRIDE 2013 PARTIES!…

1)Club Church- Twinks Orgy

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Exclusively for those under 32! CHECK!!… Bring ID for age check: BRILLIANT these Dutch seem very set on their rules!… Dress code: shirtless! BAM!… All drinks just €2.50 *jaw drops*… dont’ see why not?? ANNNNND! It goes from 4pm to 8pm! the main parties haven’t even started yet! what a great way to kick off your night!

2) Nude Club Amsterdam at The Warehouse

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A gay cruise and play party!!… Dress code: SHOES ONLY!!… they better be some fancy shoes! or maybe don’t wear your fancy shoes its sounds like they may get stained!… The doors only open for an hour 3pm till 4pm… so i’m guessing you then have 3.5 hours to fully enjoy this mass orgy. I imagine this is the kind of party where the headline in the paper the next day is something along the lines of ‘Midget Crushed in Gay Orgy During Pride’

FINALLY!!
3) DIRTY DICKS- – FIST FACTORY

Screen Shot 2013-07-07 at 21.26.41Now here in Toronto we have the Fit Factory, is this a typo?? Hrmmms somehow I doubt it… this party is ‘made by fisters for fisters’… Ohhhh THANK GOD! I hate those fisting parties where they have been organised by people who don’t actually partake!… This is obviously organised by a ‘fister’ they are providing good music, free gloves, disinfectant and small snacks!!… Are these small snacks to eat or to throw at people? much like at a carnival or fun fair?? I’m also guessing these small snacks are dry like rice crackers and salted almonds nothing too moist… At least the atmosphere will be relaxed and cozy, nothing worse than going to one of these parties that are tense and vast! (is that even possible??)…

And there you have it!!… Take your pick people!! 😛

Closed training session tomorrow!

Annnnnnd end scene

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